test patterns review (from issue no. 6)


Oh man. The only thing I can think of listening to this record is driving really fast behind the wheel of junked 1979 dodge van at 3 in morning completey unglued from seven red bulls. What?! Anyway, for better lack of terms, this slab of plastic is incredibly blown up. Every song is pushed to the brink of insanity with overdriven attitude and punk rock recklessness. It’s melodic enough to stick in your cranium, but really sped up and frantic. Which makes for a winning combination if you ask me. Think of it as a metalic tinged marked men or a poppier teengenerate. The male/female vocals are a bonus too. It kind of breaks of the monotony of bashy-bashy bang your head against the wall noise. But fuck it! All I wanna do is turn this up, pound a bunch of booze, and get stupid.

“Back to you” gets the party started with it’s herky-jerky revved up fuck jam. The duel vocals really play up the high energy fashion and the middle guitar breakdown reminds me a weird Nintendo soundtrack riff. You know, like it’s kind of got a little new wave in it, but it’s hidden just beneath the surface. “Crazy over you” comes up next and gets a little more melodic in it’s vocal delivery. And who can resist some japanese girl wailing? I sure can’t! I've got a special place in my hearts for japanese girl bands, so the test patterns are tapping into a time long forgotten for me. Shit, that Go Devils "Your Gone" EP is STILL one of my all time faves! Okay, sorry for the tangent....By far, my favorite track is the third one, “High tension.” Holy fuck! It’s pretty simplistic in it’s overall sound, but there is this synthesizer blaring away in the background that totally makes this song a solid gold hit. Again, the girl vocals are prominent and are highly infectious. It might even be the fastest tune on this thing, although it’s all pretty energetic. Who can tell? I found myself just listening to this track over and over. Each time, pumping my fist in the air harder and harder. It’ll do that. Be prepared to lose your shit when you drop this on. This track clocks in under the two minute mark and by the time you’ve recovered from the knock out intensity of it, it’s already over. Play it again! It’s kind of funny, after this song hits it’s last note, the next one doesn’t waste any time in getting started. It’s seriously like an aural machine gun drive-by. “Missing reasons” continues on and delivers a one two punch of melodically messy rhythms. I love how they just don’t waste any time on getting the point across. It’s like they’re saying. “Look, we got shit to do and we gotta get this done.” BAM BAM BAM! “Get it? Good, now go home!” The next tune slows things down a bit, but don’t think that they’ve gone soft. This one is a little on the rockin’ side with it’s palmed guitar slingage. The chorus is also a heavy dose of highly infectious pop goodnes. Then when you thought that the record was winding down, the title track, “Blackout” comes in like a fiery blast of punk rock dynamite. This one like the first track has that angular new wave feel. But it’s far too chaotic to simply corner it into that fashion. That’s probably my favorite thing about this band. Even through all the kinetic turbulance, it’s a still a memorable listen which burrows deep into the recesses of your mind. Trust me, you’ll drive yourself crazy trying to get these songs out of you head. I’ve tried. Just let it run it’s course. The last track, “Summer days” follows a slight more sentimental mood. The guitars seem a little cleaner and sparklier. Is that a real word? Whateves. Total in your face pop magic.

The big thing that I like about this record is that it’s real tough, but not in a macho way. And in all fairness, even though it sort of comes off as a one-trick kind of sound, there are a lot of little nuances buried beneath the noise that really sets it apart from the thousands of bullshit bands that we are exposed to everyday. Live, they take no prisoners and exhibit a true spirit in how a band can take a stage and command it. This record is a great documentation of what they’re capable of. I also have to comment on the cover art. It’s nice when the overall design and look of a band mimics they’re brand and sound. I'm a total sucker for the silkscreen look and this package is screaming at the top of it's lungs with it. And not only that, this thing comes with a plethora of inserts including an info sheet and a poster. Absolutely fab!

P.S. Dan from the test patterns broke the plastique pop glass frame menu at beerland in Austin. Your going down, buddy!

garbo's daughter interview (from issue no. 6)


PP: Alright, let’s get this party started. Why don’t you give a little run down on how this all came about.

Mandy: I actually have a journal entry from years and years ago where I wrote about my dream to have a fun rock & roll band called Garbo’s Daughter and it would be like Redd Kross meets The Carrie Nations. I just wanted to be in the Bay City Rollers! I held on to the thought and when Jaime and I met in the summer of 2007, we pretty much instantly said, “Let’s start a band!” And I said, “Oooh, I’ve been holding on to the name Garbo’s Daughter for ages, let’s go for it!” We started writing songs and practicing in my living room. We recorded a few demos called “Oh No She Didn’t,” “Waiting Games,” and “Ricky” (which Kristin actually sang back-ups on before she joined the band!) with my brother Freddy and our buddy Whit. When we started getting offers to do shows, we knew the guys had a lot on their plates already band-wise, so we knew we needed to find a drummer. We had met Kristin at the beginning of 2008, shortly after becoming online buddies and she was the first person I thought of to ask! I remember Jaime and I going to see Kristin’s band Hot Hands the night before our first practice together and as soon as she started playing, we both looked at one another and were like, “WHOA!” (Joey Lawrence-style!). Kristin is not only an exciting drummer to hear, she’s also super thrilling to watch!! We practiced together for just over a month before our first show in June of 2008.

Kristin: Don’t forget! Our first show was supposed to be with Plexi 3 but they had a lot of car troubles on tour. But they came back almost exactly a year later.

PP: Oh yeah. Our van’s transmission called it quits in front of the Drunken Unicorn in Atlanta. We were stuck there for eleven days. We missed more than half of our shows. Atlanta’s a good town though. Tell us about some of your other early shows and how you developed your initial style.

Mandy: I was just watching the Youtube videos from the first show a few days ago and it doesn’t sound at all as bad as I remember. Haha! You can tell we were timid, but it sounds really good.

Jaime: Our audiences have enjoyed us from the beginning, and we’ve definitely become tighter and more comfortable. Every show brings new blood, and we have a core group of friends who are always there. Their enthusiasm is awesome, and we definitely feed off of it. More often than not, arrangements simply come together for us. Sometimes we’ll have to fine-tune with one another and work out kinks, but there’s not much calculation going on overall.

Kristin: Mandy and Jaime were both pretty nervous about our first few shows since Mandy hadn’t played a show in a long time, maybe at least few years on her solo project with her friend Jason who’s gone on to join Nobunny, and before that her first band, Bang Bang Bang Society who have some really awesome recordings. Too bad I wasn’t in Orlando at that time to see them live. Jaime hadn’t really had much live band experience as far as I know, just a lover of music like all of us so this was a fairly new experience for her. I’ve been playing shows since I was in high school, so I was more excited than nervous about having a new project to play out with and especially one that’s unique in comparison to all my past bands; I’d say so far Garbo is the best composite of everything I love about music and pop culture

PP: Were there any especially good or bad moments that your especially remember?

Mandy: Bad moment: 4th of July show in bazillion degree weather! Favorite shows: Nobunny, Crooked Bayou when we played a great show and also DJ’ed with Jeannie, Quintron, Box Elders, and all of the birthday and wedding parties we’ve played. Kristin and I just played a quick set at our friend Danny Savage’s house party/birthday bash and it was so much fun! During “He Makes My Heart Go Pop,” members of Slippery Slopes, Jacuzzi Boys, and Davila 666 sang the “pop, pop, pop” backup vocals and that was a total thrill!

Kristin: Oh 4th of July wasn’t that bad! I played twice in a row! My other band, Hot Hands played right after us. Hehe. Garbo’s Daughter had our fair share of ups and downs in just the year and half that we’ve been a band. Sometimes there’s that unfortunate prejudice about girls playing in a self contained band and other times that minor detail will work in our favor. As mentioned, we’ve had some really great shows in such a short amount of time. I’d definitely attribute a good portion of that to our friend Rich who’s booked us on a lot of really fantastic shows. Although, shows are always just totally unpredictable in general so there’s usually some minor mishap.

PP: Yeah, I totally know what your saying about that prejudice with girls in bands. You’d think that by 2009, people would just chill out. Weird.

Jaime: When something is beyond our control at a show, whether it’s equipment issues or a tough crowd, the best course of action is to forget about it and try to have a good time anyway. As Danny Tanner might say, “When life gives you dilemmas, make dilemonade!” When we played Crooked Bayou for World Gone Wiggly, we got all set up only to find out there were no microphones or stands! Our set was cut short because of the delay, but I actually had a blast playing that night. At one point while we were waiting, we tried using the bar’s cordless mics with Jeannie and Alice acting as human stands, and we had that crazy DVD of explicit cult movie trailers playing on the big screen behind us. It was scandalous! Also, it’s never a bad idea to move around a bit onstage.

PP: Oh man, that was awful night for me. I had allergies really fucking bad and had to play in 100-degree weather. I just took four Benadryl and passed out in the van. What are some of the influences that you draw upon when writing for this band?

Mandy: I like to write about boys, haha! As far as influences go, it’s all just a mish-mash of all of the things we love: girl groups, power pop, The Ramones, garage, bubblegum, glam, teen idols, TV shows, movies, old 16 magazines, you name it! I’m also a big fan of in-jokes.

Jaime: Our sound really is a pastiche of everything we like. Our personal record collections form a sort of Venn Diagram with a lot of common ground, and we’re always introducing each other to stuff from all of the little niches we get dorky about. I think that really comes across in our music. We’re hyper-analytical super fans, the kind who listen for the details and constantly say things like “I love the effect on those backup vocals!” and “that riff is incredible!”. Being that tuned in assures that just about everything we’re into combines and shines through at some point or another, sometimes deliberately but it seems, more often subconsciously.

Kristin: We also do a lot of covers, which I think is important because we’re all so nerdy about records and have a bunch of songs we’ve always wanted to cover. We usually have 2 or 3 in our set list, mostly unusual ones but also ones everyone knows like Shangri-Las and the Chris Montez cover.

PP: Orlando seems like a place where more and more activity is taking place… Or Florida for that matter. Why do you think that all of a sudden, Florida is starting to be recognized as a valid scene?

Mandy: There are definitely a handful of great Florida bands right now that seem to be getting some attention, and that’s great! Orlando and Miami especially seem to have a lot of neat things going on. But I think there have always been great bands here, just like every part of the country. Things always come in waves, and it seems things are hopping right now, and it’s neat to feel like we’re a part of it. Rich Evans of Florida’s Dying always tries to get great bands to tour here, too, and that’s gotta help spread the word! Plus, the Internet makes the world seem a lot smaller and it’s easier to get to know bands from all over.

Jaime: The Internet is insane. People write to our MySpace from all over the world, and every once in awhile we’ll get fan mail from artists we look up to. I also think that the dedication and talent Rich has for promoting events and making big things happen is essential to why this area has gained notoriety. Also, his band Slippery Slopes are a must-see! The Miami So Raw crowd also seem really into what they do, and we love to catch bands like Jacuzzi Boys and Brian’s Dirty Business when they come through town.

Kristin: Florida is a strange state. I’ve lived here for 23 years now and have been in the music scene for a little over 10. I even do a podcast with my fiancĂ©, Jeffrey about Florida bands from the past and present. I’m actually not sure if there really is this outward opinion of Orlando supposedly blowing up. I haven’t heard much personally about it. I used to joke when I was younger, growing up in Coral Springs about how “geographically unhip” Florida was as a whole. According to this one Daily Swarm article Jeffrey showed me recently, it lists Miami and Orlando as the only two cities with a thriving scene in Florida. When I hear about things like that, I just want to stick my head out my window, look both ways and say “where?”. Orlando is such a self-hating town. Everybody is against one another, we’re all in our high school cliques and nobody’s fighting the “faculty” (local government) who actually has a say in whether or not they should blow another couple of million on more rich, white yuppie strip malls. The reason why Orlando and Florida is generating noise is because there are so many bored kids out here wanting to get out and see the rest of the world.

PP: What do you think the future will hold for Orlando and the Florida punk rock underground?

Kristin: It’s hard to say, bands seem to fall off the map pretty frequently, but thankfully others pop up where they fell. Right now there’s a small group of bands making the rounds. Some share the same members, so it’s kind of incestuous at times, but it’s never the same band twice. I’m currently in two bands and have been consistently since 2005, even though the bands have changed since.

PP: Right on. You’ve recently had a tape put out by Burger Records. Can you tell us a little bit about how that came about and your involvement with the label?

Mandy: We recorded 4 songs with our friend Jenny Feedback for a self-released tape that we were planning on sending out to some labels and selling at our shows. Literally days after we posted the songs on our MySpace page, Sean and Lee from Burger contacted us about putting out a tape for us. We totally lucked out and couldn’t have asked for a better bunch of guys to be in cahoots with. They’ve been amazing! We’re super stoked about it!

Kristin: Like Mandy said, it was out of nowhere. We started trying to promote ourselves a bit more via MySpace, sending out friend requests and I was trying to revamp the look of the page etc, just trying to get the word our about us locally and far away as well. I’m not sure exactly how those guys stumbled upon us, but they dug our songs and the cover art that I drew for cassette and wanted to release it. Besides the “Florida’s Dying Party Platter” comp LP that should be released before the year is up, this is the first recording I’ve had on a non-local label.

Jaime: *sings Nick Lowe’s “I Love My Label”* I really do! It’s an honor to be on Burger. Those boys are so sweet, true-blue pop fans after our own hearts, and the music they make and champion is some of the best stuff out there.

PP: Are there any plans on releasing a full length or 7” any time soon?

Mandy: Hopefully! We have some neat ideas for split 45s! It’s secret right now! Sssh!

Kristin: We were just asked by Vex Vextone from Croatia to be on a Seeds tribute comp, too! We’re doing “Pictures and Designs.”

PP: Whoa, awesome!

Jaime: We’ll be making our vinyl debut with “Nice Girls Don’t Explode”. It’s one of 12 dance tracks on the Florida’s Dying Party Platter compilation that’s in the works.

PP: Describe your dream tour. If you could tour with any three current bands, who would they be and where would you go?

Mandy: We would really love to go out to California and play! There are so many great bands that we would love to play with like Thee Makeout Party, The Rantouls, Nobunny (again!), Hunx & his Punx…or we could just tour with the Jonas Brothers and only play junior high school cafeterias.

PP: No way, do the mall circuit like Tiffany did in the 80’s. You could get paid in forver21 coupons!

Kristin I love playing at weird places, like in the past I’ve played at Fun Spot, the bowling alley and even the now defunct Skull Kingdom – right in front of the skull! I would love to go all over the place – East Coast, West Coast, overseas. We would be really big in Japan! I love touring probably because I hate working! I always since that Todd Rundgren song “Bang The Drum All Day” before I go to work at the butt crack of dawn.

PP: Alright, now dig this. If Garbo’s Daughter could have their own sitcom show, what would it be about? I’d personally think that something akin to Charlie’s Angels would be good!

Mandy: My friend Travis has always said, “You guys need to make a bubblegum sitcom.” It could totally be like the Monkees, but with skits and ridiculous absurd in-jokes. I have my “French-fry bit” all planned out: I put a French fry in each nostril and the camera will cut to me and I’ll say, “Hey, do you guys smell fries?” and then the camera will cut away. I can see it now that it would be awesome! There’s also my Chunk from Goonies joke…

PP: Haha! Actually just do a bunch of LSD and re-make the Monkees ‘Head.’ Frame by frame!

Jaime: Yes! After we say something funny or something hilarious happens to us, we’re always like “That’s going in the bubblegum sitcom!” Maybe if “Bitchin’ Ass” and “JONAS” had triplets and Mary and Rhoda babysat them, with special appearances from Donny Osmond’s disturbing alter ego… yeah, that’s probably somewhere in the ball-park.

Mandy: Don’t bring up Donny’s alter ego, that’s a secret! And I hear Cheryl Dickman is currently taking babysitting jobs.

Kristin: We should just carry a laugh track around with us, along with the commercial break tune from Love American Style. That would fit in nicely with our constant references that only the three of us seem to get. We’d probably need subtitles for the late person, kinda like in “Freaked” when Alex Winter starts reciting Shakespeare with translations like “I’m really ugly and horny” typed underneath.

japanther/the pharmacy 7" (from issue NO. 5)


Continuing on with the second installment of my bachelor records review, I will be touching upon the Pharmacy/Japanther split. Well, bachelor hasn’t steered me wrong yet and this one is jam packed with gooey-gooey goodness. Before I get down to brass tacks with this thing, I gotta say that the cover art is completely mind blowing. Holy shit, is it ever. It’s a kaleidoscope of graffiti psychedelics. I don’t know who was responsible to concocting such a technicolor nightmare, but kudos to you for the excellent packaging. First, the Pharmacy. This was actually one of the first bands I had ever seen upon moving to Milwaukee. They were opening for Kimya Dawson in some basement on the north side and I thought it’d be a hot ticket. Their set broke down all sound barriers and had everyone in the room bouncing off the walls. At one point, I thought someone had brought in a strobe light or something, but after turning around to see what it was, about four cops were hauling through the crowd with flashlights. Shows over! Nonetheless, the 4 or 5 songs that they did manage to play left a pretty big crater in my soul. Their side to this single is called “What are you doing with your life.” The song is heavy on the sort of lo-fi meets singer songwriter side, but with a lot more musicianship and focus in how its represented. For instance, I almost hear kind of a glam influence. You know, like it’s just over the top enough to set it apart from any other lo-fi dance punk bands out there, but subtle enough not to make it seem bloated and pretentious. The song has a strong piano presence, but also utilizes a lot of musical ammo in it’s production. Tambourines and flashy guitar solos to burn!

I dig this tune. I like the overall message that it’s trying communicate and the music is just top-notch. I will say that after the first couple of listens, the singers voice kind of bugged me. It just seems slightly out of tune with the rest of the music and it was sort of grating. But after listening to this song 50+ times, it doesn’t really bother me anymore. In fact, I kind of think that it gives this whole other angle to it that makes it just that much more interesting. Besides, perfection is NOT rock n’ roll.

The Japanther side is little trickier to sink your teeth into. At first listen, I thought I was listening to something off “Dial M for Motherfucker” by Pussy Galore. Just a total blow out of samples and fucked up guitars. But then the song breaks in and what we’re confronted with is a pretty solid slab of experimental garage punk. It’s super bass heavy, distorted and simple. But the vocal melody brings it back to a place of familiarity within the rock n’ roll realm. The song is called “Not at war”, and gets right down to shaking some heads. I could almost see this band in a basement somewhere right now completely wasted bashing through their hits as everyone in attendance dances their brains out. You know, I’m not even really sure how to categorize this band. They don’t really seem like anything that plastique pop would go nuts over, but theres elements just underneath the surface that are really appealing. They’re over the top rambunctious endeavors is a trait we here are very keen to. Plus, it’s nice when bands push the envelope and ventures deeper in trends that aren’t normally practiced by any scene standards. The Pharmacy and Japanther are big examples of this and I believe will be treasured icons for years to come.

the spurts interview (from issue NO. 5)


Rock n’ roll has been plagued with so much bullshit in recent times that one has to wonder; is there a future? Well, in the case of four young punks from sunny CA, the answer is yes! Hailing from the Bay Area, The Spurts are mining power pop practices demonstrated by late 70’s punk illuminaries and bringing it into modern times with enough energy and furor to keep those LA fires a blazin’! If your a fan of solid punk rock played with a strong pop flavor, then these guys just may be your new musical salvation. Don’t waste another minute being a complete dumb-fuck, go catch the fever!


PP: Alright, let’s get this thing rolling. Who’s who and what do they do?
Collin slings pizza, Matt busses tables, Josh works for Amazon, and Luke installs solar panels as for musically we have Collin who plays guitar, Matt does the same. Luke plays drums and Josh is on bass. We all do a portion of the singing, though if we had to say a lead singer it would Matt.

PP: Can you give us a little synopsis on how you guys got together? What other musical endeavors were you guys a part of before starting the spurts?
Well Matt came up with the name The Spurts! In high school and made spray painted shirt and always said ”Im gonna start a punk band and called The Spurts! and were gonna kick ass”. We all assumed it was just another one of Matt’s pipe dreams but one night when Collin had returned from living in LA we were at Lukes house having a few drinks and Matt asked Collin if he wanted to start a band. Collin was in and josh was standing there so he was opted into playing bass. The next day we started the myspace and found a drummer through that, but for one reason or a million he didn’t work out and we got luke to play drums. The other musical endeavors we have been in is complicated. Collin and Luke were part of the formation on the Luxury Sweets but Collin moved to LA and quit. After a west coast tour the sweets had member quit on the so Collin joined the Sweets again and Luke joined the Spurts. So both luke and col are in both bands so its like one big dysfunctional family. We all have been in bands that didn’t ever do much before this one but nothing to write home about. Sorry that wasn’t really a little synopsis was it?

PP: Yeah, right on. The cool thing about the spurts is your dedication in bringing the late 70’s punk scene to the modern times. What bands especially from that era strike your fancy?
Well we don’t really have any dedication to anything especially bringing back punk, we all realize this is a dead end venture and there is “No Future” in this band at all. We just like to play shows and occasionally get paid to destroy a venue. But I think we can all agree on the Basics of Ramones, Clash, Vibrators, 999, everyone likes Televison but Josh, but he likes powerpop so who cares what he thinks anyways. He wants us to mention The Shivvers though

PP: Man, Shivvers are dynamite. That Jill chick I guess still makes records from time to time. So, What about contemporary acts? I know Oakland especially has been brimming with hot new talent lately.
Oakland definitely has some cool bands right now, we just played with Nobunny who is rad and Justin is a super nice guy too that’s refreshing. To be honest we don’t play with that many Oakland Bands strictly because they are kinda pompous, we try and book shows but it feels like high school again and if your not in the friend circle your not on the bill. Although down south a little bit we have The Mystery Lights who are fucking amazing. They are like 60’s garage beat and its awesome. We cant forget our friends to the north either Avenue Rose is an awesome band as well. All the bands that were on Candy Fest: an all day two venue festival in Seattle that had the best of the west coast bands. To be honest there are SO many good bands on the west coast that no one knows of from Seattle to San Diego every town has a band that is worth listening to. Seriously.

PP: Cool. Nobunny is a household favorite here in our offices. How many shows do you guys think you’ve played already? Any notable favorite places that you like playing?
We have played around uhh… I have no idea maybe 50, maybe 100. We have been playing for a year and a half and we play at least once a week you do the math. Notable favorites We played with The Booze from Atlanta, probably Josh’s favorite band but I heard they broke up. Nobunny was awesome, Soda Pop Kids those guys are the biggest group of sweethearts you’ll ever meet, I guess we’d have to mention the Luxury Sweets cuz we have played with them like 30% of the shows we have done

PP: How would you describe a Spurts show to someone who’s never seen you? I’m imagining something explosive just by your pics!
It would be like Jesus sucked your dick while angels massaged your ears and then The Rock came out and punched you in the stomach. Not really our shows are fun cuz we have fun while we play, we realize that we don’t have a big name yet so were not one of the bands that just stands around and plays, if people pay for a show lets give em a show.

PP: Ok, collectively, what’s the bands primo choice for beer. Does California have an accessible surplus of Blatz and Schlitz?
I thought Blatz was a punk band haha so no we don’t have Blatz around here. Occasionally we see Schlitz but not that often. With out a doubt the beer we drink the most would be Pabst, Im not gonna say its our favorite beer but its definitely the most frequently drank. But its always fun to go on tour try the other cites favorite beers and they way they bottle them differently. 40’s of Pabst is probably our favorite part about Portland

PP: No Blatz?! That’s fucked! What about your EP release on Desert Island Discs? How’d you come in contact with them and are they a good label to work with?
We came in contact with them through Nils of The Greatest Hits. We have played with them in the past and instantly all became best friends. Josh quit his job last summer and went on tour with them and Avenue Rose witch further strengthened the bond. Nils had put out his band and other singles on Desert Island Discs and asked us if we wanted to put something out on it. Of course we were stoked, all we had to do was send him art (thanks Brad Twitch to The Tune) and MP3’s and he took care of the rest so yeah it was great working with them.

PP: When can we expect another record from you guys? If you could do a record with ANY label, who would they be with and why?
We are currently recording the LP right now with our same record producer as the EP, Nick Overhauser. Which should be completed early 2009. And as soon as we can get a label to put it out you can go spend your hard earned cash on it. ANY label. Huh? That’s hard Douchemaster would be rad just cuz of the cool bands they have on their label, I don’t know how they treat there bands but to be associated with them would be cool. Or In The Red would be another cool label to be on.

PP: Any word on taking this thing to the rest of the country? When can I see you in Milwaukee?
We wanna tour as much as possible, its all a matter of getting the right people and the right shows booked. And getting the time off work. Hopefully this summer or sometime in 2009 well stop by for a Blatz with you guys.

PP: Hell yeah, just give us a ring. Kind of along with the last question, what are The Spurts plans for 2009? Any good resolutions?
Well first become rich and famous beyond our wildest dreams, get blown by a girl in every town we hit and make love to a political figure. Other than that We are touring California the first week of the year Jan 2nd through 10th, We are going to be on Skratch Magazines 49th Compilation Cd, this time it is for unsigned bands only. And we should be releasing the LP. We don’t make resolutions we feel its better to be honest with ourselves and know that 2009 is not the year to get off the rock but wed love to tour any and every place we could so look us up. www. myspace. com/thespurtsrockroll and invite us to play in your town and we will be there. Hope you like the tunes if you don’t go fuck yourself. Love The Spurts!

It’ll be only a matter of time before the Spurts spurt (no pun intended...Wait, no it WAS intended!) all over your face with their brand of high energy rock n’ roll. Now, I could sit here and play saleman and give you all the low-downs on what these guys are doing, but I’m not even gonna waste my time. If you can’t get on board with the spurts by now, then your one sorry ass fuck head.

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the blind eyes interview (from issue NO. 4)


Hailing from America’s 2nd deadliest city, St. Louis Missouri, The Blind Eyes are taking the Midwest by storm with their signature brand of pop and mod garage jams. You might’ve seen these faces before. See, these guys used to make up 3/4th of the fabulous Gentleman Callers, a band that personified the british R&B sound to an absolute T. Their one and only full length on Wee Rock Records is considered a modern classic! Now with a whole slew of new tunes and a new name to forge forth with, they’re wasting no time in kicking up some bona fide soul power. And if anyone compares them to Nick Lowe or the Jam again, I swear, someone’s gonna get knocked upside the head!

PP: First off, who is who and what do you do?
MP: I’m Matt. I play drums and don’t do much else.
KS: I’m Kevin. I play the bass guitar and sing some songs.
SP: I’m Seth. I play guitar and sing the songs that Kevin does not sing.

PP: Give us some insight on how you guys got together and the general transition from the Gentleman Callers to what your doing now.
MP: After leaving the Gentleman Callers I needed some time off from playing to get a bunch of things done, like take care of a few classes I was failing, things like that. After that was all over, I wanted to start playing again, so that’s when we got this together. Kevin and I had talked about doing a new project, and Seth came on board, and that was that, really. I wanted to play music that was catchy and simple and up-tempo, kinda power-pop, post-punk, whatever you want to call it. And have fun doing it in the process. I feel like we’ve accomplished that so far.
KS: I never wanted the Gentleman Callers to be some kind of retro-revival novelty act and I think that’s how it sometimes came off. After Matt quit we played with a couple other drummers for a while but eventually I think we all just wanted to do something totally different. Seth and I were going to do both bands for a while but then Mike (Gentleman Callers guitarist) stopped wanting to play so the rest of us focused on the Blind Eyes. Also, we were sick of carrying that fucking organ and piano everywhere.

PP: Oh yeah, I remember that thing. What influences would you target in shaping your sound?
KS: It’s hard to say. I think the only band we specifically mentioned before we started playing as a three piece was the Jam. Then we wrote some songs and I thought they sounded nothing like the Jam, which is good because we want to have an original sound. But then a few people said “hey you guys remind me a lot of the Jam”.
SP: Yeah, musically its hard to pin down. I think specific songs remind me of different influences. Orange Juice, Nick Lowe, the Supremes, the Jam, Interpol, and Thin Lizzy all have their moments, but I don’t think our band in general sounds too much like any one of them in particular. Lyrically, I really love the Ray Davies character pieces with the Kinks. Even though we don’t really sound anything like the Kinks, I have written a lot of songs about different characters and that is definitely a result of the Kinks influence.

PP: Cool So, how is St. Louis these days? Any notable worthwhile things going on? Is a city like St. Louis receptive to your guys sound?
MP: I feel like we’ve gone over pretty well so far in St. Louis. I mean we’re still relatively new but the shows have been good and the overall response to the songs has been really positive. There are definitely some great bands in town right now. In fact I’d say it’s better than it has been in years.
KS: As usual, there are a lot of bands worth seeing, but relatively few people to see them. People seem to like us okay.

PP: Yeah, I think that’s the problem in a lot places.
SP: I think our sound has a broad enough appeal that we have played on bills with bands of all different stripes and generally people seem to respond positively. The other side of the broad appeal coin is that people into a certain scene don’t show up in huge packs like they might for a punk or rockabilly or indie rock show. Blind Eyes fandom is not really a lifestyle decision.

PP: OK, now tell us a bit about the recordings you guys had just done. How many songs did you do and was the experience a good one.
MP: We did 13 songs, we finished twelve of them. We did it at a great studio in STL called Firebrand. The guys who run it, Brian Scheffer and Nelson Jones, are the world’s biggest chumps because they let us do the recordings for next to nothing. But I forgive them for their chumpiness because they’re a pair of sexy beasts.

PP: Are their any plans on releasing a record. If you could work with any label of your choosing, who would it be with?
MP: We do plan on releasing a record. Any label is a good label to me right now.
KS: Im interested in AOL-Time-Warner. But I’d settle for Interscope, part of the Universal Music Group (UMG)’s Interscope-Geffen-A&M group.
SP: If we are talking all-time here, let me add Volt to the discussion. The odd white-guy-guitar-pop group in a sea of r&b ala Big Star would be ideal for a soul fanatic like me. Otherwise, anyone who would like to put it out has our attention.

PP: The song “High Life” is a smash hit. What’s it about? I get the sense that it’s about rich kids. True?
SP: Well, its about a particular rich kid. Sort of a fictional piece about a real person. Its about a rich girl who turns from a nice young violinist into a Paris Hilton-type party animal.

PP: What about “Find The Time”?
MP: This was actually the first song we completed as a band if I remember right. Who wrote this one? I know it wasn’t me.
KS: Seth wrote the music. I wrote much of the lyrics. This was originally going to be a Gentleman Callers song. It’s about having to do stupid crap like working instead of partying. Real deep. I guess it’s really about not accomplishing things you really want to do with your life because you are busy doing things you have to do to survive.

PP: How is the song writing process done. How much of the credit is split among the band? Do you write more than the others? vice versa?
MP: Seth is the main songwriter in this band. I mean, we all contribute bits of lyrics and arrangement ideas but I’d say 90% of the stuff comes from Seth.
SP: Yeah, I rule. Sometimes I show up to practice with an entire song, words and all. More often, it is a smaller chunk of music and/or words which we work through. I think lyric writing is the biggest challenge for all of us, so that ends up being where a lot of the collaboration takes place.

PP: Relay your recent trip to Milwaukee and on what happened. I think shirtless guy needs a mentioning in here!
MP: Shirtless guy is one of many reasons why the night we played in Milwaukee was fucking awesome.
KS: Shirtless Guy is a gentleman who was a patron of the Cactus Club on the night the Blind Eyes performed at said establishment. He was not wearing a shirt and was quite vocal in his dismay that all the other patrons of the venue were wearing shirts. It was supposed to be, he lamented, a punk show. Why would so many patrons be wearing shirts? It was a question he could not answer and nor could I.
The following morning we watched a parade of some sort along Kinnickkinncik in Bayview from a second story window. We stood akimbo and agog watching beauty queens, vintage automobiles, the Rhythm Chicken and listening to three different polka versions of “Roll Out The Barrel”. But who should disrupt the parade? The very same shirtless man from the night before - riding his skateboard directly across the parade route. He skated across the street, still shirtless mind you, and retuned moments later hand in hand with an attractive young lady, who walked alongside him as he continued his ride across the parade route a second time. Clearly he is a man who lives by his own rules and does not care what standards or social mores society attempts to impose upon him.
SP: Shirtless guy understands that the main thing getting in the way of a good show is shirt wearing. Since meeting him, I have based my life on his teachings. Oh, and we all love Milwaukee. St. Louis is a sweat lodge in the summer, so breathing that Bayview air is a real treat. Plus, we have an unhealthy obsession with Mars Cheese Castle, so a trip to Milwaukee always includes a stop there on the way in or out of town.

PP: After your recent weekender jaunt, are there any plans to tour more? Where would you like see Blind Eyes play in the future?
MP: Yes, although unfortunately our day jobs and things like that will likely restrict us to short tours and weekends in the Midwest and the south. I’d play every night in a different city if I could. I think I can speak for all of us to that end.
SP: We are really hoping to play places where we can return on a semi-regular basis. Milwaukee, Chicago, and Kansas City, plus a few others are definitely on the list.

PP: If you guys could claim any three existing songs as your own, what would they be.
MP: Should we each contribute one? I’d have to say Safe European Home by the Clash.
KS: Theme from the television show “Perfect Strangers”, theme from the television show “Full House”, theme from the television show “Family Matters”.
SP: “Care of Cell 44” by the Zombies. You were only supposed to pick one Kevin. This new “shirtless guy” attitude you have been copping is starting to become a problem.

PP: Last words?
MP: Brush twice to be sure.
KS: “I thought this was supposed to be a punk show! How come everyone is wearing shirts!?!”
SP: Thanks Adam!

real number 7" (from issue NO. 4)


OK, first off, we need to distinguish the differences between REAL numbers and FAKE numbers. See, fake numbers are digits completely made up. Instead of saying give me four quarters for a dollar, you’d say, give me gluckobobler quarters for a dollar. See, completely made up! And if you don’t get that, then maybe you’ll get this. The Real Numbers aren’t just a mathematical system. They’re a band. And a pretty good one to boot. If you’ve read through plastique pop before, then you might know a thing or two about what these guys are about. I’ve raved about ‘em numerous (no pun intended) times throughout the past, so you know we here at Plastique Pop are tickled to finally be able to hold this record in our mitts. It’s Grade A good!

Eli and his cohorts in crime have dropped this behemoth of garage-y power pop onto an already exploding scene, but there is a little something setting it apart. First off, I’d have comment that the overall sound is especially inviting. It’s lo-fi in every sense of the word, but it’s gotta a kind of warmth that is easy on the ears. It’s really kind of like listening to a Ramones record from the 70’s. You know, it’s primitive, but done right. Even if the guitar and bass is a bit muddled together, it’s still a pretty good mix. The drums are remarkably recorded well. I hate always not being able to hear the kick drum, but this record is punchy as all fuck!

Radio World starts off with a palmed quiet feel and soon builds up to a genuine slap in the nuts. I can almost hear a little new wave tinge to it, but it’s not overwhelming. The tempo is perfect. It’s fast and upbeat, but tight too. Kind of like how the Marked Men do their thing. Anyway, the money maker part of this song is the chorus. It’s damn catchy with it’s high energy melodic spark. Another cool thing that I noticed is that the guitar solo is dubbed in. Rather than combine two guitars throughout the whole song, they simply punched in when the solo busts in. At least, that what I think. I know the Subsonics are the master at this and my ear just may be more in tune with it.

Side B is another burst of exploding punk rock with “Hang Around With me”. I think this is my favorite track out of the two and it demonstrates a strong vibrant punk rock punch. I love the way the beginning starts off with a single guitar riff and then blows up into a frenzy of frantically paced rhythms. By the time the chorus kicks in, you’ve already carved out your own dancing spot in your living room. This thing will simply make you lose your mind and cut a rug.

I think this is their only release to date so I’m not sure if they have anymore in the works or not. I know Eli especially has his hands full with about 14 other bands. I’ve seen these guys play on three separate occasions and each time was a gall darn party. My favorite set of theirs was in Milwaukee over last summer during Stumblurfest when they opened for Live Fast Die and The Spits. You better believe me when I say that that night was a monumental moment in punk rock history. Ok, so maybe it wasn’t, but if you were there, then you’d understand the magic that took place. Get this record today! If your a fan of good late 70’s primitive punk rock on a pop slant, then this may be your new favorite band.

plexi 3 tour journal (issue NO. 1)


What with Milwaukee getting pounded by blizzards and snow, Milwaukee’s power pop all stars decided to head south for their 2008 Winter tour in hopes of escaping the dreary coldness that Milwaukee is so famous for. The tour started the day after Christmas (That’s Boxing day in Canada if you didn’t know), but the first show wasn’t until the 27th. We made our way towards Memphis making an overnight pit stop in my old stomping grounds of Peoria IL. I knew my mom wouldn’t mind if we sprang in late to use their couch for sleeping. It proved to be quite the good time, because my mom made us pancakes when we woke up. Seeing as we had a long drive in front of us, I loaded up strong with those syrupy lumps of fluffy goodness. Plus, I never really see too much of my family so it was fun to play catch-up around the kitchen table. We soon gassed up and hit the road. The drive wasn’t that bad and the further we drove, the warmer the weather got. This was enough to get our juices flowing since we had been putting up with shitty cold weather for the past month. We rolled into Memphis with a few hours to kill, so we went next door to the grocery store to pick up some beer. I had a bit of a cold before we left, so I was watching my alcohol intake for this tour. This quickly diminished as we were also given free beer by the club. Binny, the owner of Murphy’s was quite the host upon unloading our stuff stage left. Not only was he gracious enough to hook us up with free beer, but he also made the bartender grill us up some veggie burgers. I had mine with the works while Ryan asked for no Tomatoes. Doesn’t he know that tomatoes contain Lycopene, which is proven to fight off certain cancers? Geez! Anyway, April (the promoter) showed up soon after and we all sat around talking and shooting the shit. More and more people started to pile in and the show got underway. The Dead Trends, which were a new band, opened up. They quickly bashed out a rambunctious set of stripped down throaty garage punk. Emphasis on the punk please! The drummer was chugging a bottle of vodka in-between songs so it wasn’t long before their set turned to shambles. But in the best possible way though. Cheap Time from Nashville took the stage next and floored the fuck out of me. I was a bit weary at first, ‘cause their equipment was pure shit, but you wouldn’t be able to tell by the sonic assault they unleashed. They were really good angular garage punk with some energetic parts thrown in for good measure. I thought while watching them that they’d make a perfect ‘in the red’ band, and sure enough upon checking their Myspace that they have a record coming out by them this spring. We were on next, so we grabbed our guitars and tuned them up. We played really good, but the sound was a bit iffy on our end. I don’t think this place had monitors. Various people were dancing so I take it that we were a hit. Although we only sold about three singles by the end of the night. Good enough, I suppose. After the show, we mainly hung around talking with the other bands and saying our good-byes. We didn’t want to party too hard tonight because we had a ten hour drive ahead of of the next day, so we bunked up with the drummer of Dead Trends at his house for some shut eye.

As soon as our heads hit the pillow it was time to get up and hit the road. The drive was a long one and we stopped only to refuel or grab some coffee. I had driven most of the way and entertained myself by popping in tapes of Devo and Teengenerate on the car stereo. The weather was definitely getting warmer as we made our southern route and this put everyone in a pretty good mood. Tonight we were playing the infamous Beerland in Austin. Parking was a bit of a nightmare, as we had to take a free spot several blocks away from the club. This was okay, because we were hungry and this gave us an opportunity to walk along the main drag seeking sustenance. We all splurged on pizza and tacos. The tacos were especially tasty after a long hard drive. Beerland had a gauntlet machine so Ryan and I had battled it out for a bit before the show started. One thing that was kind of weird was that they were having an early show before ours and some bluegrass/country band was playing. I think the bartender and us were the only people in attendance. Soon after though, the other bands dropped in and we spent a better part of the time hanging out with them. Ryan and Wendy were mutual friends with one of the other bands because they shared a label with them in years past. The Pepperonis featured a couple members of Austin’s Punk Sweethearts, The Dirty Sweets. Beer was free again tonight, so I had my Pabst tall boy while meeting the other bands and getting acquainted. The pepperonis played first and were in rare form this evening. Really good KBD style punk with a high-energy new wave spark. I thought there could have been more keyboards in the mix, but that’s just me. The Teeners played next and were quite bombastic in their garage punk blast. The singer was out of control and hopping from one end of the stage to the next. Definitely a fun band to watch. We played last and despite it being late, no one from the audience had left so we were ensured a good crowd. The soundman had some trouble tweaking our sound, but eventually he got it. I thought we played really good, but I wasn’t as energetic as I would have liked. That tall boy sort of slowed me down a bit I think. After our set, the audience demanded an encore so we grabbed up our axes and hammered out another blast of rock n’ roll. I took the merch table while Ryan went and got the van. We sold a considerable amount of merch tonight and the other bands gave up their share of the door to us. This was quite fortunate ‘cause gas was costing us quite a bit. Penny from The pepperonis offered her place to crash so we made our way over to her place for a nightcap. Despite getting no sleep the prior night and driving all day, we still managed to party it up with them before bed. I had stopped drinking by this point and was ready to dive head first into my pillow.

We woke up early to the sound of breakfast being cooked. We had another long drive ahead of us today so we couldn’t stick around for too long. The drive wasn’t really that bad except for one instance when I came close to hitting a dresser drawer on the highway. Apparently someone had lost their furniture en route and I came pretty close to fucking up the car. A friend of our from Milwaukee was spending the holiday outside of New Orleans but called to tell us that he wasn’t going to be able to make the sow due to nasty weather on the horizon. We didn’t notice anything out of the ordinary until we pulled up to the club when it started raining like a motherfucker. It just wouldn’t let up either so we had to resort to loading in our equipment in the pouring rain. We were playing the Circle bar tonight with none other than the King of New Orleans himself, King Louie. The bar was really small and the room where the bands played resembled a cozy little living room. The humidity was strong in the air tonight and the more people crammed into the bar, the worse it got. I didn’t drink a drop tonight because I didn’t want the beer to slow me down like it had the night before. Wendy and King Louie go way back because her old label had released some of his stuff, so they sat around playing catch up. Mexican assassins opened up with their brand of metallic surf punk. And with a creepy organ sound to boot! The room was completely crowded to the point where it was hard to maneuver around so as the first band played on, I could only imagine taking the stage with minimal room to move. After a long session of tearing down and setting up in the crowded room, we finally took the floor. It was fun to be so close to the audience as we played and a few people were really getting into it. We were all pretty crammed in so I wasn’t able to bounce around as much as I usually do. After we played we sold a few singles and met some really cool people. Earlier in the day as we made our way into new Orleans, I had noticed that there were a significant number of drive-thru Daiquiri stores. I was asking a bunch of people about that because it seemed like such an oxy-moron. Apparently they come equipped with lids that are hard to open while in the car. Still, more natives of the city also talked that many of the coops are drunk half the time too. This is definitely a party town. I was anxious to see King Louie in action because I had heard so much about him, yet never had the chance to see him. I usually don’t get that excited about one man bands, but he did it with so much intensity that I quickly abandoned my prerequisetes of what one man bands should sound like. He played an extra long set tonight and spanned a good majority of his catalogue. That man just didn’t let up and when I thought he was close to packing up his shit, he kept on going. I was worn out before too long and was thinking of my escape route. It was still raining hard by the time we loaded up the van, but I didn’t care, because that meant it was almost time for bed. We made our way to Louie’s house to crash for the night, but if I thought I was going to waltz in and crash on his couch, I was dead wrong. The party continued well into the morning hours with Wendy finally throwing in the towel at 8:00a.m. I was the first to hit the sack at 6:00. I don’t think Louie went to bed at all.

I woke up with Louie stumbling about the living room looking for something. He seemed quite twitchy and was unaware that I was talking to him. I went to bathroom to clean up and when I came out, I had found that Louie had vomited all over the floor. It was wine puke too, ‘cause it was all purple. Apparently after we all went to bed, he went out to a strip club and got messed up. Louie proceeded to pass out on the bed, while we embarked out to grab some food. We figured a couple hours of sleep would do him good. I went to a grocery store down the street and picked up frozen pizza while Ryan and Wendy got their own thing. Louie was in a weird mood when we got back and since we didn’t have a show that night, we decided pack up our stuff and hit the road. We thought it might be the best move as we were a bit partied out from the night before. We checked into some Microtell in Hattiesburg, Mississippi and settled in with free cable and beer. For some reason, I was full of energy tonight, which lead me to writing Free Tibet on my chest with a magic marker and buying a toy guitar at a gas station. Perhaps it was that Big Gulp Mountain Dew I had recently downed, but who knows. I was in a really good mood. Heck, we even broke into a Guns n Roses dance off in the motel room with our boom box.

We woke up the next day and thought that this was as good as a time as any to get the oil checked. We pulled into one of those quick lube places to make sure everything was in working order for the van. Since we had driven a good part of the way the way the night before, we didn’t feel so rushed to get to Huntsville. I was really excited about tonight’s show. It was a New Years Eve basement party and the line-up was solid as fuck. We pulled into town a bit early and went over to the house to load in and relax. The people putting on the show had made us some dinner so it was nice to eat a warm home cooked meal. This house was not a typical punk rock house. It looked really neat and organized. The fireplace even had a deer head hanging above it. It wasn’t long before the show started and the first band was called Fontana from Detroit. I recognized a couple of the guys from the Terrible Twos and the Frustrations. They were your typical punk rock outfit, but with a bit more musicianship than most bands. There were little parts to pick out in their songs that made them really interesting. Next up were their tour buddies, The Mahonies. They were a two-piece guitar and drums punk band that didn’t take themselves too seriously. At first I thought they were a bit of a joke band, but their songs were good enough to put in a more serious category. They even had an extra large Biggie Smalls T shirt wrapped around the floor tom. Sweet! We took the floor next and played one of the funnest shows we’ve ever done. People were going nuts crashing into one another with beer being spilled left and right. I was a bit on the drunk side, so I didn’t play as well as I should have, but it didn’t really seem to matter this night. At one point the drummer from Fontana had stage dived right off the couch only to tumble the crowd over. I was afraid someone was going to bang into the mic stand right into my teeth, but luckily it didn’t come to that. After finishing up an encore to a rabid audience, we moved our stuff out of the way to make way for the wax museums. This is when I made my way over to the kegs for more drinking. The midnight countdown started right after we played and everyone just went nuts. At one point I grabbed a Champaign bottle out of some random girls hands and started chugging it. I think she was too drunk to notice though. The Wax Museums were another hit tonight as people were well past drunk and venturing unknowingly into belligerency. The bass player had one of those 80’s stick basses, which I thought was highly amusing. They were rambunctious as hell as they swung their brand of punk noise onto the crumbling basement. I usually never dance at shows anymore, but I was compelled to shake loose tonight. The air was just right! Cheap Time was also on the bill tonight, but they showed late and had to play last. They really impressed me in Memphis, so I was tanked up for another one of their bombastic sets tonight. I actually only caught half of their set because I was locked into some drunken conversation with a guy talking about Fugazi. I actually can’t remember what we were talking about but I’m sure it lead to some incoherent slur. After Cheap Time did their thing, the party started to wind down a bit so I though that this was a good time to escape to the upstairs kitchen to find some grub. I had gotten another frozen pizza earlier so I popped that in the oven as Ryan and Wendy were fixing themselves a little snack. I was going to sleep in the van tonight to avoid the party noise but I didn’t make it past the living room floor.

I conked out pretty quickly only to be woken up to a pile of bodies strewn out upon the floor. Not only were all the bands staying here tonight, but many of the partygoers were too. I felt pretty good considering the amount of alcohol I had ingested so I chalked it up as total luck-out on my part. Everyone was slowly waking up and the grogginess was thick with everyone. We said our goodbyes and proceeded to make our way back to the frosty north. We drove as far as Lafayette IN because we had a friend that let us crash at his place. We didn’t want to push ourselves too far so we stopped for a good nights rest. We had tried to find beer, but everywhere we went the situation looked grim. Lafayette is not a good town to buy beer in on new years day. We crashed with Alex at his swank pad and even ordered a pizza. I fell asleep not long after on his rec room floor, which was surprisingly quite comfortable. I was hoping to leave as soon as we woke, but we ended up running into a couple of friends of our in town. The plan was to get together for lunch and beers with Chris from The Mans. Chris, his friend, and I sat in his car and had a couple of beers while Ryan and Wendy finished up shopping at the record store around the corner. Once it was time to leave, we pulled out to catch up with Ryan and Wendy so that they could follow us. But upon pulling out into the intersection, Chris had accidentally ran over a bicyclist. He knocked the guy down pretty hard, but he didn’t look hurt. He threw a barrage of swears at us as we drove off laughing our heads off. He got up pretty quick and peddled off, so apparently he wasn’t that banged up. We parked the car so it’d be out of plain sight and made our way over to the pub. I didn’t have any money so I watched the rest of them eat, but Chris was gracious enough to buy me a beer. We soon hopped into the car only to get stuck in Chicago traffic. We had hit it at the worst time so it kind of hindered our route to get home. I was happy when we finally pulled into Milwaukee. Despite the weather being completely miserable, I was ready to go home and get settled. All in all, I think was a highly successful trip and I hope that more tours would go this smoothly. Now it’s time to go to Palomino’s for a basket of fried cheese-curds. Ahhhh, home.